swedishbrookhorse

erpsicle:

birdsbirds:

hookteeth:

DUCKS DO IT TOO

good news, everyone.

oh man. one time i was out with a group of friends, it was around 3 in the morning and we’d all just spilled out of this nightclub, all completely smashed, when one guy goes “OI DID YOU SEE THAT? THAT LIGHT JUST THEN??” and this  LASER DOT ZOOMS PAST US ON THE GROUND AND WE’RE ALL LIKE YOOOOO WHA IS DIS??? I SWEAR WE SPENT NEARLY TEN MINUTES CHASING THIS THING AROUND THE STREET BEFORE WE FIGURED OUT THERE WAS SOME GUY LIKE 10 STORIES UP IN THE APARTMENT BEHIND US PISSING HIMSELF.

so yeah. cats, ducks and drunk college students. idiots the lot of them.

Hahaha! xD

swedishbrookhorse

justdesti-el:

loki-dokey:

lordwhat:

This is what I choose to do with my spare time.

I JUST LOS T My SHIT

I’m sO FUCKING DONE

molly-hayes-for-president

morsmordre-x:

{x} “This ancient and mysterious charm conjures a magical guardian, a projection of all your most positive feelings. The Patronus Charm is difficult, and many witches and wizards are unable to produce a full, corporeal Patronus, a guardian which generally takes the shape of the animal with whom they share the deepest affinity. You may suspect, but you will never truly know what form your Patronus will take until you succeed in conjuring it.”