DUCKS DO IT TOO
good news, everyone.
oh man. one time i was out with a group of friends, it was around 3 in the morning and we’d all just spilled out of this nightclub, all completely smashed, when one guy goes “OI DID YOU SEE THAT? THAT LIGHT JUST THEN??” and this LASER DOT ZOOMS PAST US ON THE GROUND AND WE’RE ALL LIKE YOOOOO WHA IS DIS??? I SWEAR WE SPENT NEARLY TEN MINUTES CHASING THIS THING AROUND THE STREET BEFORE WE FIGURED OUT THERE WAS SOME GUY LIKE 10 STORIES UP IN THE APARTMENT BEHIND US PISSING HIMSELF.
so yeah. cats, ducks and drunk college students. idiots the lot of them.